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tal9000:

[Image: A tweet from @ryanpbroderick “It finally happened, someone finally, genuinely, actually suggested that friendzoning men should be illegal” and a link to r/MensRights]

moniquill:

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eggwax:

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satyrette:

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killallcars:

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feministpixie:

It’s real and it’s hilarious

Back in a minute, currently finding it really hard to breathe from laughing.

oh……my…….god……….

lock me up n throw away the key

“Oh they’re quite aware that they’re friendzoning, and they’re quite aware that they’re manipulating as well. The only thing they’re not aware of is why they’re acting that way. Which is a display of being fertile, reproductive ready and in heat. Now that spring/summer is here all the girls are dressed in colorful short shorts, tight lowcut bellyshirts, high heels, and make up. All that is done to enhance and exaggerate the visual quality of being hyper fertile and hyper in heat.”

ooooooh sweet baby jesus on high 

i’m HYPER FERTILE

and HYPER IN HEAT 

I’m more scared than amused tbh…

wowwwwwwwww

i’m laughing so hard i think i’m going to crack a rib.

wh at

What’s the word for ‘equally hilarious and terrifying’?

They actually called “friendzoning” “suitor abuse”. I am not kidding here. Someone’s actually straight-up said that not wanting to fuck them after being nice to them is abusive.